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bet you’re jealous of my husband

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Last time I tried to do that I ended up eating sand. But regardless, beautiful (:

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1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell
usmewe areI am never going to find out.
2.Our friends know EVERYTHING.Naah not really, me and you know everything :)
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed. that includes your sister, she’s my best friend, remember?
4. No matter what we say,weI hate your ex-girlfriend.
5.WeI check my phones every hour to see if you have replied toourmy texts, then worry if you haven’t.
6.The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.Not really either. I know I can’t be replaced you will never have a best friend like me, believe me I know.7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us). facebook?
8. WhenweI act sad,weI want you to hugus. ME9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.Does not apply (DNA)10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.(DNA)
11.WeI don’t care whatourmy other friends think of you,but wedoI neither care what your friends think of us.
12. Yes, you might be the reasonweI failed thatMathsCalculus test.
13.We are very, very scared of scaring you away. If you haven’t run yet, I don’t see any reason why you would. Un less you’re as scared as me, in that case I understand.
14. I don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as I have your attention for a few minutes.
15.Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.Guys out there don’t fall for this, there are few specimens that still don’t believe that crap.
16. I have mood swings. Get over it. You do too!
17. Everytime you’re around other girls,we worry they are better than us.I get jealous, I admit it, even though I know I AM BETTER, I just dont want any other girl to take my place EVER!
18. I don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/ neighbour/best gal friend is. I AM FUCKING COOLER!
19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’depresschange my mood and my girlie side comes out, This happens with every romantic comedy I watch, the type of movie which I happen to love.
20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.
23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl. You know I am not
24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it justmakes us insecureshows you narcissistic side, and that you’re trying to make me jealous.
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it. I know you dont do this, but just in case
27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend. Ask yourself? or your sister bc you’re my best friends and you know it better than anyone
32. Compliments. We love them.
33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.
35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to ME.
36. We like cuddling up to you so let ME.
37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.
39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
42. Do not make fun of ME unless I am in a good mood. I will appreciate
45.Ineverforget things. Always, unfortunately for me.
46. We over-analyze everything.
47. We over-react to everything.
48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
51. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.
52. We don’t like being used.
53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…
56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.
58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.61. You mean the world to me. Even if I act as if otherwise.